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But, unlike most sales letters, this one isn’t just about selling you something. It’s about (shamelessly) bribing you with so many xciting free bonuses and extras so you’ll love me forever and put me in your will next to your children.
Mitch Miller – Copy Penthouse Experience
Show Me How To Get Really Good At Advertising So I Don’t Have To Keep Posting Instagram Pics Next To Someone Else’s Lamborghini!
“I’ll Show You How To Craft Advertising That Will Make You Rich Even If The Idea Of Writing Sends More Chills Down Your Spine Than Donald Trump Kissing The Back of Your Neck…”
From The Metaphorical Desk Of Mitch Miller
Bangkok Thailand,
March 10th 2017
12:58pm
Do You Have The Courage To Earn One Million Dollars A Year Or More?
Do you?
Most don’t.
Maybe an online business isn’t for you.
It’s meant for someone who’s hungry…
It’s meant for the kind of man or woman who has a relentless desire to earn more money in a single year than most of your friends will earn in their entire lifetime.
It’s meant for someone who is willing to make the sacrifices that business demands…
willing to roll the dice… endure the stresses… and fight the inevitable battles against your own brain…
while also pitted against some of the sharpest minds in the world, for prizes beyond the imagination of ordinary men and women.
Do you have the courage to reach out for this kind of life?
If you do, read on. If you don’t, consider yourself lucky and leave this page – there is nothing left for you here.
Who Am I?
I am the marketing adviser to millionaires, CEOs, celebrities, and thousands of smart entrepreneurs crazy enough to listen to my rants.
I’m the guy who is secretly called up in the middle of the night by some of the biggest names in our business, to give them timely advice and clarity when they need it most.
I am an author of 3 books, run a wildly successful training firm with my business partner Macaully, called Opposed Media where we hold workshops and training events all across the world.
Regarded by others as The King Of Copy and the “Dan Kennedy” of today, our marketing campaigns have generated millions for our clients over the last 10 years including one that took someone from a respectable $178,000 a month to over 1.5 million dollars a month in less than 100 days.
In a nutshell: I’m one of the best copywriters in the world.
There are very few people on earth who can even come close to touching my skills.
I would write better than 99.5% of all marketers even if I was drunk, hung upside down, and spun in circles while badgers claw my face with the Spice Girls movie playing on repeat in the background.
They say “if you have to tell people you are something, you are not that something” and that’s totally true… except when it’s not.
There are a few select people in this world who are so good at what they do, they can say whatever the fuck they want because they are the real deal.
Muhammad Ali, Conor McGregor, and Eminem to name a few.
I have a loud mouth when I write because it’s hilarious and it pisses off the anal retentive folk with sticks lodged too far up their backsides.
And life is about having fun!
My life is really fun. I am basically retired, traveling the world, living in luxury condos – enjoying daily massages, five star meals, and doing what barely feels like work to me.
Unfortunately life wasn’t always this fun…
I Was So Broke I Remember Eating Cereal With A Fork To Save Milk!
No matter how great I thought my ideas were… nothing ever changed for me.
“Dear god, when are things going to change for me?”
I almost gave up… part of me wished I had the guts to end it all.
Everything was just so hard back then.
I was scared I would never get back on my feet, that I’d fall too far behind and never reach my goal of being successful.
At this point in my life, I thought things couldn’t get worse… although they were about to, and I’ll share that with you in a moment…
Perhaps you can relate to that feeling of needing to make a change yet nothing you do seems to ever work out?
I was in a position where I needed to change, but I guess one more thing had to happen before I really got it…
Please Excuse Me For The Disgusting Things I’m About To Tell You Next…
Remember that little bag of uncooked rice I told you I bought that day because it was all I could afford?
Well, that night, I sat down on a bench in this very park :
And then… I did it
Don’t judge me, I had too…
I was starving and depressed. I was in full survival mode, and had to eat…
I stole some of these small packs of ketchup from McDonalds…
For the next 10 minutes, I sat there quietly choking down
spoonfuls of uncooked rice with ketchup on them while
hiding under a tree with tears streaming down my face…
In that moment I realized that failure doesn’t actually exist. I understood right then and there, the only way to fail is to give up .
My worst fear came true and I was living it at that exact moment… but, I was still ME.
It’s Never Over!
I had enough.
I decided the game was not over… it had only just begun. And as god as my witness, I am going to make a comeback…
I’ll make comeback so epic and powerful, an entire army dedicated to getting in my way can’t stop me from becoming successful…
Nothing Can Stop Someone Who’s Had Enough
And today is the day YOU have had enough
Enough of your boss, enough of your wife nagging you or your husband laughing at you, enough of the government & it’s BS, and enough of not doing what you damn well know you need to be doing:
Taking back control of your life by making enough money online to get rich!
As I sat there under that tree, I remember asking myself the one question that haunts almost everyone at the beginning of their journey down the road to really making it online and working from home (or the park):
“I know I have what it takes to get rich online because all these other idiots are doing it… Why do I keep gathering a bit of momentum and then stop? I see others doing this successfully but how in the world am I going to make it happen…”
An idea that allows people like you to experience month long vacations, buy that car you’ve been wanting, quit your job, have more joy, excitement, freedom, and finally
have enough money in the bank to allow you to sleep like a baby
have enough money in the bank to allow you to sleep like a baby
This is the same idea that allowed me to never have a job again, EVER.
The same idea that has allowed me to:
– Have financial freedom and the ability to live how I like
– Give my clients multi million dollar months
– Travel to 26 vacation destinations in the last 18 months
– Basically retire, and travel while doing what I love
– Freedom and happiness
– Screwing off from time to time
– Teaching others around the world to do the same
So without further ado…
Allow Me To Expose This Filthy Lie You’ve Been Told
The lie is #3 is all you need to have success!
Don’t believe me? Want proof?
Just look at Clickfunnels, a company with one of the largest (and most irresponsible) marketing slogans I’ve ever come across:Sale Page: http://archive.is/MM9sV
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